10 Phrases that we never thought we would utter

I know I’m missing some awfully good phrases, but I wanted to write some of them down. Leave a comment and tell me some other strange, modern tech phrases that would be so out of place 15 years ago and before.

1. “How much RAM do you have in the PC?”
2. “Send me a text message on your cell.”
3. “Do you have an optical or laser mouse?”
4. “Does this hotel have free wi-fi?”
5. “I need to defrag my hard drive after I run the disk cleanup.”
6. “Did you google your that?”
7. “I shopped on eBay, Craig’s List, Amazon, Newegg, and ecost and still can’t find it.”
8. “If you don’t have an optical or laser mouse, you have to clean your mouse’s ball so it runs smoothly.”
9. “Should I buy an 8 megapixel or 10 megapixel camera?”
10. “Which smart phone is the best, the Treo, iPhone, Razr, or Blackberry?”

These are 10 that I came up with, but I would love to hear tech phrases that you come up with that would have sounded ludicrous in the 20th century…so leave a comment!